Classic Lines by Classic People

***** Some of you have said or quoted some great lines in the past... this page is dedicated to you for either being ridiculously stupid... or ridiculously clever… you decide which one… *****

"It all Started in the Beginning..." --- Stratos (aka Ghostface)
One of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard… and at the same time… the smartest thing he’s ever said… great story stratos…

I love when my checks come out palindrome! --- Gretchen ( aka The Nerd )
To smart for her own good… can you actually hear yourself speak…? I wonder if you stop yourself after you say these ridiculous things… and say "Wow that was pretty bad… I wish I could eradicate that…" Which is a story in itself…?

"Because I'm positive it seems that the negative dies" --- Paul (aka Uncle Leroy)
He always has a good story to tell… you know why…? The kid has been through everything… including almost getting arrested for me in Germany… most of those stories usually consisted with the consumption of large amounts of alcohol…

"Sometimes ya flush and sometimes ya bust... and when your up its never as good as it seems...and when your down you never think your gonna be up again...but life goes on...." ~Blow~ --- Keri
She somehow gets herself into some crazy situation… week after week... this is one person who should not drink... just kidding...

"If ya havin girl problems i feel bad for ya son, I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one..." --- Denis (aka Nonio)
I couldn't have said it better myself... he could get more hot ass then i can count... but instead he could care less... dude you aint getting any younger... Deny... at least give them my number...

"Nothing worth while is ever easy..." --- Madeline
She probably makes the situation more complicated then it is … just so it seems worth while to her… I keed, I keed...

"Fate determines who walks into your life, but you decide who you let walk out, who you let stay and who you refuse to let go..." --- Jimmy (aka Him)
Somehow he is angry at all times... but manages to make himself and everyone around him have a good time… although it is usually due to large consumption of alcohol… and in turn he forgets how much fun he had… which is probably why he's so mad all the time...

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere." --- Pete (aka ruffhouser)
He will probably become one of the sickest lawyers of all time, you just don’t win arguments over this kid… and hopefully he’ll remember me… as the little people that he met along the way to success…

"Oh shit DA JORDANS'..." speaking of Jordan, here's another one of his " Losing is something that had to happen... to make you a better winner " ---MJ --- BGV (aka the bishop)
I could probably go on and on with this one... Sooo many classic lines from Volpie... but this is the one that sticks out right now...

"I'm DONESKI" --- Houck (aka Hank)
This one you should all know by heart, its probably in your daily vocab... because it CAN and IS used in any converstation... It will never be played out...